Multi-verse Haiku

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Shoes

My shoes are smelly

My pencil case is a shoe

Some shoes can be cool

Some shoes really drool

Some are yellow some are blue

Some shoes are for sports

Some aren't for the courts 

Some shoes are big some are small

Some come from the mall

Squidwards shoes are nice

Squidward can be really nice 

Thank you For your Time.

Microwave 

Microwaves are good

The make the best sound its mmm

Microwaves are loud

Pop goes the popcorn

My batteries exploded 

Now I'm really sad

I don't like them now

I hate silly microwaves

I smashed my machine 

Rest in peace My friend

You were a good microwave

But you are silly